January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
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May 2011
1 post
Great Movies Revisited: Do It For Dad, Sam
“Shit,” Samuel L. Jackson muttered as he jumped down from the treehouse ladder and walked toward the house. The front door was open, letting the heat out. Mom and Dad were going to be pissed.
But really, what did it matter anymore? Still, he closed the front door behind him. Zig-zagging through toy cars and puddles of paint that covered the foyer floor, he could see his breath....
February 2011
2 posts
5 Rejected Sign Titles For Today's Planned...
1. MY UTERUS IS RALLY IMPORTANT !
2. OB/GYN’S BEFORE COAT HANGERS AND OTHER SUNDRY ITEMS THAT COULD KILL ME, YOU KNOW
3. MY OTHER ABORTION DOCTOR IS A STAIRCASE
4. MY UTERUS: YOU CAN GET IN, BUT IT DOESNT RLY COUNT UNTIL YOU’VE BEEN THERE 6 MONTHS, SRY
5. LET’S COLLECTIVELY BARGAIN TO GIVE SCOTT WALKER A VASECTOMY! WAIT, WHERE AM I
January 2011
1 post
AllieJaneCompton.com: No Promises
HEY! Wow, AllieJaneCompton.com is actually a real website again! Google Analytics told me that literally no one had visited my old website ever, not even once, so this shouldn’t take any getting used to for anyone. Great!
Truly though, it is time for a change. I really believe that change is good, but no one is just going to hand it over to you, except maybe when they’ve just gotten...