I wrote this article about a real crazy guy named Vermin Supreme who is running for President as a Republican. There’s a really great video of him “debating.”
He wears a boot on his head and carries a toothbrush around, part of his “dental hygiene agenda.” He is totally nuts! I like him.
From a recent debate:
Shumaker: Romney has been accused of taking different positions on different issues. I’m asking you right now, do you still stand by your pledge made in 2008 to provide a pony for every American?
Vermin Supreme: Yes I do, sir. My free-pony platform is, of course, a jobs-creation platform …. lt will also lower our dependence on foreign oil. We will also be able to turn all that pony poop into methane gas and wonderful compost.
The important thing to realize is it’s a federal pony identification program. You will need your pony with you at all times.
He also throws “gay” dust on this extreme anti-gay, anti-abortion activist at the end. Great job democracy!
