AllieJaneCompton.com: No Promises
HEY! Wow, AllieJaneCompton.com is actually a real website again! Google Analytics told me that literally no one had visited my old website ever, not even once, so this shouldn’t take any getting used to for anyone. Great!
Truly though, it is time for a change. I really believe that change is good, but no one is just going to hand it over to you, except maybe when they’ve just gotten off the train and are tired and their hands are already in their pockets, and you tell them you just need it for a phone call, and they’re like, “Who uses pay phones anymore?” and you tell them that’s rude and that you use your personal phone booth all the damn time and gesture to the old-timey red telephone booth you bought on eBay as an investment, and they finally agree that you need that change way more than they do and hand it over. Unfortunately, that stuff doesn’t happen every day, but you know what? This site will! Or maybe every other day. Okay, twice a week, minimum.
Hey, no promises.
