5 Rejected Sign Titles For Today’s Planned Parenthood Rally
1. MY UTERUS IS RALLY IMPORTANT !
2. OB/GYN’S BEFORE COAT HANGERS AND OTHER SUNDRY ITEMS THAT COULD KILL ME, YOU KNOW
3. MY OTHER ABORTION DOCTOR IS A STAIRCASE
4. MY UTERUS: YOU CAN GET IN, BUT IT DOESNT RLY COUNT UNTIL YOU’VE BEEN THERE 6 MONTHS, SRY
5. LET’S COLLECTIVELY BARGAIN TO GIVE SCOTT WALKER A VASECTOMY! WAIT, WHERE AM I